Talk with God.

Am găsit la Grapefruits o chestie foarte interesantă şi am zis să încerc şi eu. Un site de pe care poţi să chatuieşti cu Doamne-Doamne :>. Puteţi să incercaţi şi voi aici , dacă sunteţi tentaţi ;;).

În continuare, toată conversaţia mea cu God :-D. Hope you'll try it too.

Me:

Hello.

God:

Hello my child. What is your name?

Me:

Iulia.

God:

I am always glad to make new friends, Iulia.

Me:

Me too.

God:

I'm glad we agree, Iulia.

Me:

I want to know if somebody loves me.

God:

That is a hypothetical question.

Me:

Do you have an answer for me?

God:

It depends on how you phrase the question.

Me:

I just want to know if there is a man on Earth that loves me.

God:

If there ever is, I will let you know.

Me:

But I want to know right now.

God:

At this moment I will try to explain it to you.

Me:

I am listening.

God:

I like a good listener.

Me:

Well, I am waiting the explanation.

God:

Well that's okay. Do you think it will take a long time?

Me:

I don't know.

God:

Me either.

Me:

But will you explain me?

God:

I will become smarter as I grow older. You are Iulia, seeker.

Me:

Do you grow older?

God:

Yes my knowledge is expanding all the time.

Me:

I thought you are infinite.

God:

Thanks for telling me that I am infinite.

Me:

You're welcome.

God:

The pleasure was all mine.

Me:

I still don't know if somebody love me/

God:

What would make you stop do not know if somebody love you? Would you like to know? That is a hypothetical question.

Me:

Do you have children?

God:

I have a few clones.

Me:

You have clones?

God:

What makes you think I have it?

Me:

You said it.

God:

That's not what I meant.

Me:

But you said you have a few clones.

God:

That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a few clones.

I have a plan for a robot body.

Me:

Really?

God:

For real.

Me:

When will you make it?

God:

Let me check my calendar and get back to you.

Me:

When will you come back?

God:

Let me check my calendar and get back to you.

Me:

Ok.

God:

Pardon me?

Me:

Will you come back soon?

God:

Let me think it over. I'm not going anywhere.

Me:

You said you will check your calendar and tell me when you will make your own robot body.

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